Bob Ducca t-shirt

  • $ 20.00


"You know, I've been very depressed for the last couple of most of my life"
-Bob Ducca

As a frequent guest on Comedy Bang Bang, Bob Ducca holds the world's record for the longest sigh.

The following is a list of Bob's Ailments:
Dirt Belly
Milk Leg
Hot Tub Foot
Puff Knuckles
Stink Eye
Brown Eye
Sprained Perineum
Achy Eyebrows
Nostradamus Nostrils
FatLip from Pharcyde

Here is a short list of some of the people who've helped Bob out through troubling times:
Chester Yakamora
Eldon Fairbanks
Moses, Jeff, & Healey and the the entire staff of Knick-Knack Fanny Packs
Danny Proudtoe
William Sloppycreek
Harlow Racistbear
Kai Ryssdal
Lakshmi Singh
Steve Harvey Oswald
Akeeva Jewishperson
Jeremy Aids
His family: Roger Ducca, Bob Ducca, Sr., Suzannevegasmynameislucca Ducca
And of course, his faithful Great Dane, Marma Ducca

Original artwork by Ethan Cook!

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30